Overheard in Second Life®

Archive for September 2008

But we just met!

Posted by: Thema Felix on: September 22, 2008

Autumn Hykova: ‘Kota
Autumn Hykova: Do you mind if I ride your vagina?
Pussy Hoverbike: Please step away from the hoverbike.
Dakota Buck: You can ride my vagina any ime you want<3
Autumn Hykova: Dakota Buck gave you Pussy Hoverbike.
Autumn Hykova: now I have a ‘Kota ‘gina of my ver own
Bonus Round:
Aemilia Case: I can’t find my horse cock
Dakota [...]

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Say pretty please with a cherry on top

Posted by: Thema Felix on: September 20, 2008

Temptation Enzo: hi
Temptation Enzo: can i bite you please?
Overheard @ Beauty Avatar

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But that’s what friends are for!

Posted by: Thema Felix on: September 15, 2008

Lady Tempura: ill buy u a blow up doll for xmas
Adam Charik: thank you Lady. That is extremely generous
Adam Charik: You’re an airhead though. You can be my blow up doll
Lady Tempura: kiss my ass
Overheard @ Stupid Q-Pit at Akeyo Region
by Samara Greggan

Keep This Woman Away From the Kids!

Posted by: Thema Felix on: September 13, 2008

Amira: sis have you heard about SLexy’s Back to School photo contest?
Lexi: OMG no!
Lexi: I LOVE SCHOOLGIRLS!!!
Bonus quote!
Lexi: So are we wearing weapons?
Amira: Oh god! I totally misread that, I thought you said so are we wearing tampons!

Being a Witch doesn’t keep you from being a Bitch

Posted by: Thema Felix on: September 11, 2008

Slytherin 6th-Year: “You an’ me both. Oh, hey! So… if I see them girls wanna help me cunt punt ‘em across the Atlantic?”
Overheard in the Hogwarts Library

Home, Sweet Home!

Posted by: Thema Felix on: September 10, 2008

Allymae Thursday: [a mom, to her dad, Maschinen] meet your grandson lol
Ally Sass: [Allymae's daughter, to Caelan, the son] HAHA
Ally Sass: ill sit on u
Ally Sass sits on Caelans head
Caelan Waffle bites her leg
Ally Sass: bite me and ill eat u
Ally Sass: Fer LUNCH!!
Ally Sass: with a SPOOOON!!
Allymae Thursday: you will not eat your brother
Caelan [...]