Overheard in Second Life®

Honesty is the Best Policy

Thema Felix — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 18:40:04 +0000

Themis Enzo: eyeing my bewbs?
Airedine Poe: sure fuckin am

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Themis Enzo: I feel like i should be sleeping with you or something
Themis Enzo: I see how it is
Airedine Poe: maybe you should.
Themis Enzo winks
Silvie Silvera: maybe i should watch >_>

Overheard @ System Anarchy

[submitted via email]

My Womanhood is Out in the Open

Thema Felix — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 05:39:32 +0000

Templar Greggan: last movie i saw was dr. strangelove
Templar Greggan: when i was 60
Templar Greggan: i remember cause my uterus fell out in it
Templar Greggan: yeah now i just tape it to my forehead

Overheard @ Transylvania
[submitted via email]

And on the Third Day…

Thema Felix — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 05:34:10 +0000

Skatoulaki Nakamori: hiya vala
Vala Newbie: Hi ya
Skatoulaki Nakamori: how’s your Second Life going?
Vala Newbie: Its going good… got raped, got beaten, then beat the hell out of the guy that raped me

Overheard @ For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge & Excess Debauchery (we go by the acronym;)

This one is way overdue! Thanks, skat for your submission!

Ruff Rough!

Thema Felix — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 01:58:51 +0000

Bridgitte Boucher: you want this pole pussy?
Pussy Nacht: don’t need a pole
Pussy Nacht needs a dog
Pussy Nacht covers her butt

Overheard @ WhisperingFalls

What we have here is a failure to communicate

Thema Felix — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 23:57:45 +0000

Captain Clipper: homo sapien
Beertschi Lytton: bi is ok too
Captain Clipper: bi focals?

Overheard at GOL

Happy rezday. Have a cow.

Thema Felix — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 23:17:27 +0000

Seismo Glanz: i have boobies too but there definetly man boobs made from muscle
Seismo Glanz: not milk
Asrael Hax: mine a made from muscles too… mostly cow muscles
ACIDOG Zsun: baaaah not gonna touch another boob ever again now.

Overheard @ Seismo’s rezday party in Club Session One

Sweatshop labor… hopefully sans sweat

Thema Felix — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 21:54:39 +0000

Haver Cole: I dont want to work today!
Autumn Hykova: you should come work in my pants
Haver Cole: ok!

Overheard @ Artilleri

Something tells me you’re forcing him at gunpoint with a prim baby

Thema Felix — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 01:56:28 +0000

Beautiful Haiku Hugs [the new LeLutka wedding gown]
Beautiful Haiku: I’m hugging the dress.
Beautiful Haiku: Little does Gustavo know . . . I’m planning our wedding AND our children.
Beautiful Haiku: Something tells me he wouldn’t mind. Somethings tells me he’s nuuuts about me. ;-P

In the next room…
Gallia Plubeau: im rusty on my wedding shopping tho!
Gallia Plubeau: we needa do this everyweek baby
Wilma Delgado: well, it’s about time you married his ass….those babies are gonna be in high school soon

Overheard @ LeLutka

Feed Me!

Thema Felix — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 19:23:59 +0000

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I thought they shrunk your junk…

Thema Felix — Sun, 15 Feb 2009 21:55:58 +0000

Stephanie Sciarri: jeez shay you have big balls for a hermaph
Shay Savon: i kno
Shay Savon: i use roids

Overheard @ !MEYA!