Overheard in Second Life®

He shall conceive and bring forth a child…

Posted on: August 24, 2008

Autumn Hykova: I kinda wanna partner with all of you
Jebus Beaumont: omg yes
Autumn Hykova: and have prim babies
Thema Felix: we’re all about the multiple lovers here
Jebus Beaumont: mutant prim baaaabies!?!?!?!
Beatrix Hienrichs: mutant NINJA prim babies
Thema Felix: oooh as long as your belly talks to me
Thema Felix: in haiku
Autumn Hykova: I want a haiku spouting prim belly!

(brief pause for much lawling)

Jebus Beaumont feels a little ill because hes pregnent but still is working his job as a stripper
Jebus Beaumont probably should take off his damn prim stomach while hes working but wants everyone to know hes pregnent
Autumn Hykova: you should go on oprah
Jebus Beaumont definitely has some real life issues and is attempting to solve the losses hes feeling in reality *gets distracted by his upset stomach and wants saltine crackers*
Autumn Hykova: Jebus rubs his belly, content knowing his baby is happily tucked in
Jebus Beaumont: *drinks profusely, angry at the devil child inside him that is robbing him of his perfect teenage body*

Overheard @ Salina Beach

by: all of us


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