Overheard in Second Life®

Archive for September 2008

Autumn Hykova: ‘Kota
Autumn Hykova: Do you mind if I ride your vagina?
Pussy Hoverbike: Please step away from the hoverbike.
Dakota Buck: You can ride my vagina any ime you want<3
Autumn Hykova: Dakota Buck gave you Pussy Hoverbike.
Autumn Hykova: now I have a ‘Kota ‘gina of my ver own

Bonus Round:

Aemilia Case: I can’t find my horse cock
Dakota Buck: I do so love being peed on by horse cock.

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Temptation Enzo: hi
Temptation Enzo: can i bite you please?

Overheard @ Beauty Avatar

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Lady Tempura: ill buy u a blow up doll for xmas
Adam Charik: thank you Lady. That is extremely generous
Adam Charik: You’re an airhead though. You can be my blow up doll
Lady Tempura: kiss my ass

Overheard @ Stupid Q-Pit at Akeyo Region

by Samara Greggan

Amira: sis have you heard about SLexy’s Back to School photo contest?
Lexi: OMG no!
Lexi: I LOVE SCHOOLGIRLS!!!

Bonus quote!

Lexi: So are we wearing weapons?
Amira: Oh god! I totally misread that, I thought you said so are we wearing tampons!

Slytherin 6th-Year: “You an’ me both. Oh, hey! So… if I see them girls wanna help me cunt punt ’em across the Atlantic?”

Overheard in the Hogwarts Library

Allymae Thursday: [a mom, to her dad, Maschinen] meet your grandson lol
Ally Sass: [Allymae’s daughter, to Caelan, the son] HAHA
Ally Sass: ill sit on u
Ally Sass sits on Caelans head
Caelan Waffle bites her leg
Ally Sass: bite me and ill eat u
Ally Sass: Fer LUNCH!!
Ally Sass: with a SPOOOON!!
Allymae Thursday: you will not eat your brother
Caelan Waffle: i iwll eat u first
Caelan Waffle: i wil leat u wiht a bendie straw
Ally Sass: Well ill eat u with a toaster!!
Caelan Waffle: i will eat u with my ectra long toe nail
Allymae Thursday: daddy, say to your grandson
Maschinen Schwartzman: hiya
Allymae Thursday: same with you mommie [Ivy]
Caelan Waffle: hewo
Ally Sass: i will eat u thru my nose!!
Allymae Thursday: i told you i wanted another kid dangit
Caelan Waffle: i will eat u with a loberster bib
Ally Sass: I will eat u with a tostito
Maschinen Schwartzman: welcome in the crazy family
Ivy Graves: we beat eachother with fish

Overheard @ Atomic Kitty

Moon Nakajima: red bull gives you wongs

Overheard @ Salina Beach

by Samara Greggan